Caverns of Dream Errata: Merry Christmas to All

The cottage hearth beams warm and bright,
     The candles gaily glow;
The stars emit a kinder light
     Above the drifted snow.

Down from the sky a magic steals
     To glad the passing year,
And belfries sing with joyous peals,
     For Christmastide is here!

– H.P. Lovecraft, “Christmastide”

Sorry I’ve been so slow with the updates, but I did warn you back at the start. In any case, I still need to get cracking on “Dagon,” which I’ll hopefully be able to do during my holiday break. In the meantime, I figured I’d tide you over with one of Lovecraft’s holiday-themed poems, seen above. And while I may not technically consider myself Christian, I can’t help but get into an atheistic holiday spirit. Woo!

Besides, I love Christmas songs, and I only get one month a year to publicly indulge in them. I especially like Christmas carols concerning nameless horrors that Man Was Not Meant to Know™. Like, for instance, this one, courtesy of YouTube and the H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society’s A Very Scary Solstice album:

In all seriousness, check out the HPLHS. They’re good people, and they do excellent work. They did a truly amazing silent film rendition of The Call of Cthulhu and are working on an early-1930s-style film version of The Whisperer in Darkness. Plus, they’ve done a number of period-style radio dramas based on Lovecraft’s stories, including At the Mountains of Madness, The Dunwich Horror, The Shadow Out of Time, and, most recently, The Shadow Over Innsmouth. If you liked the above song, they’ve got the lyrics and a free downloadable MP3 available here.

My electoral college is a party school

Today is the day that members of the United States Electoral College meet to cast their votes for president. That means that, barring an upset of unprecedented and earth-shaking proportions, today is the day that Barack Obama officially becomes president-elect, and Joe Biden officially becomes vice president-elect.

I wouldn’t hold your breath waiting for a electoral upset, but in case you are interested, may I suggest Wikipedia’s excellent articles on both the Electoral Collage itself (did you know that the Constitution forbids electors from holding federal office?), and faithless electors (electors who don’t vote for the candidate to whom they are pledged). Faithless electors are rare, but not unprecedented: one of Washington, DC’s electors abstained from casting her ballot in 2000 in protest against DC’s “colonial” status, and a rogue Nixon-pledged elector in 1972 cast the first ever electoral vote for a woman (Theodora Nathan, vice-presidential candidate on the Libertarian Party ticket, in case you were wondering).

An unfortunate victim of Pac-Man fever

Courtesy of FARK.com and Kotaku, here’s something I don’t know how to react to:

Ms Pacman on BodyMod.org
Tattoos on BodyMod.org

I mean, on one hand, it’s actually a pretty good tattoo, even if (as someone on Kotaku pointed out) it’s not clear how there can be uneaten dots behind Ms. Pac-Man. On the other hand, tattoos freak me out in principle, and head tattoos doubly so. I’ll assume that the unfortunate-looking bruising and rash surrounding the ink will fade over time, and it looks like the subject (AileenFritz, apparently) has her hair pulled back for illustrative purposes and that the tattoo would normally be at least partially covered. But, even so, as much as I enjoy Ms. Pac-Man, I can’t see myself mutilating my forehead to express that love to the world.

On the other hand, I couldn’t if I wanted to: my diabetes-weakened immune system ensures that no reputable tattoo artist would agree to tattoo me if I bothered to ask. So I’m hardly the best person to ask when it comes to tattoos.

Caverns of Dream: The Tomb

“It is an unfortunate fact that the bulk of humanity is too limited in its mental vision to weigh with patience and intelligence those isolated phenomena, seen and felt only by a psychologically sensitive few, which lie outside its common experience.”

Jervas Dudley is a introverted, imaginative young man who, from an early age, has been fascinated by an abandoned crypt near his home. The crypt once belonged to the Hyde family, whose old mansion was destroyed centuries ago in a fire. Eventually, Jervas finds the key to the old crypt and spends much of his time there, and his personality changes rapidly as he adopts numerous habits and eccentricities of a bygone age. One day he explores the ruins of the old Hyde mansion basement, where he experiences a vision of a party hosted by Jervas Hyde two centuries earlier. The party, and the vision, ends horribly as a lightning strike burns the mansion to the ground, killing Jervas Hyde and destroying his body. The vision concluded, Jervas Dudley’s father has his son institutionalized, insisting that the Hyde family crypt has been untouched for half a century. A faithful family servant, though, assures Jervas that his vision of an unoccupied grave in the Hyde family tomb is real, and Jervas Dudley vows that he shall be buried within it.

Written in 1917 and published nearly five years later, “The Tomb” is an odd little piece. As with the best of Lovecraft’s work, it raises more questions than it answers. Unlike, say, The Call of Cthulhu or At the Mountains of Madness, however, the narrative itself feels somewhat disjointed. For me, though, the biggest problem is that the narrator and protagonist, Jervas Dudley, doesn’t so much descend into madness as plummet headlong into it, without much buildup or rationale.

Clearly, Jervas Dudley is mad, but it’s not clear how much of his experiences in the tomb and the destroyed basement are real, and how much are his delusions. The postscript where Jervas’s loyal servant confirms his visions muddies the waters further. Presumably, then, Jervas Dudley has some sort of psychic connection to Jervas Hyde, and this seems to be confirmed by the suggestion that the former’s personality is gradually supplanted by the latter. All of this is well and good, and presages, in some respects, later Lovecraft work like The Case of Charles Dexter Ward. The problem is, what’s the point of it all? What does Jervas Hyde want, if anything? Is there anything other than “pitiful monomania” behind Jervas Dudley’s obsession? The story feels rather slight and inconsequential, which seems at odds with the portentious language that is Lovecraft’s trademark. If anything, some of the language employed here is even more over-the-top than I expected from Lovecraft.

On the other hand, if the language is overwrought in places, it does result in some lovely images. The eponymous crypt is memorably described as “the lone tomb in the darkest of the hillside thickets,” for instance. And there’s several pieces of “Eighteenth Century bacchanalian mirth,” or, if you prefer, drinking songs.

By no means one of Lovecraft’s better works, “The Tomb” isn’t exactly bad, so much as disposable. But we’re still dealing with his early material, and the best is yet to come.

A failure to communicate, or Darkftar Rifing

I don’t use eBay very often. Once or twice a year, at most. I don’t have the patience to get into bidding wars, and on the few recent occasions I have dipped my toes in, I’ve wound up with an acute case of buyer’s remorse: I wound up with a Nintendo Wii that I didn’t particularly want last January because I placed a bid that I didn’t expect would actually win the auction. That’s nobody’s fault but my own, of course, but it illustrates why I generally pay little attention to online auctions.

With the holiday season here, however, and my finances tighter than usual, I figured I’d dust off my old account and see if I could locate a few deals in order to check some people off my gift list. I logged into to my old account (after several failed attempts at remembering my old username/password combo), and immediately noticed that the e-mail address I had on file was defunct. For going on three years. No problem, I thought, I’ll just update it and be on my merry way.

Not so fast! Apparently, eBay thought my e-mail address was too similar to my user name (seancdaug), and wouldn’t let me proceed. So I changed my user name by tacking on my birth year, which is what I’ve done for a few other sites (seancdaug1981). What eBay’s errors messages didn’t tell me, however, was that this was still too similar to my e-mail address. Only now, I was at an impasse: eBay only allows user names to be changed once a month, and if I waited that long to update my e-mail, I’d miss the holidays entirely.

So I had the choice of setting up a sock puppet e-mail address for the express purpose of receiving eBay announcements, or phoning eBay’s customer support and getting them to resolve the issue. I chose the latter, and eventually got through to a helpful woman who did manage to resolve the problem, after a fashion.

The problem is, she had a pronounced accent, and I’m apparently not as clear over the phone as I’d like to think that I am. The solution we devised was to have her manually change my user name, after which I would (at last) be able to update my e-mail address. In search of a suitable name, I went with my secondary fallback, “wildfire-darkstar.” Only she didn’t hear “wildfire-darkstar,” even after a somewhat humorous spelling attempts (“fish indigo rose epsilon,” and so forth). And so, for at least the next 30 days, I shall be known to eBay merchants and bargain hunters as “wildfire-darkftar”! I can’t help but think of the pre-1800 tendency to typeset “f” in place of “s” (e.g., “Congreff” instead of “Congress”).

Honestly, I’m more amused by anything else. As I said, I don’t use eBay often enough to care whether or not my user name makes any logical sense, and the most important thing was to get my e-mail address working properly. And the support woman was, despite our communications problem, so helpful and conscientious that I didn’t have the heart to inform her of the typo. The only real complaint I have is that eBay should’ve made it more clear in their account management interface how dissimilar the user name and password needed to be.